like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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