I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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