Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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