i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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