i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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