her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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