Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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