So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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