Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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