dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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