wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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