I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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