I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dick very happy bro
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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