So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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