Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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