You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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