ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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