So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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