Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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