So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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