Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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