But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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