After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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