Kiss
Puke
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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