it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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