Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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