Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he fucked my hip out of place.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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