I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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