So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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