problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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