So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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