he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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