Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Boobs speak an international language.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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