She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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