I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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