remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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