Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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