a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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