dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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