We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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