I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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