dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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