About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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