question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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