Pappa wants mamma naked
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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