Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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