this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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