i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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