Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
