"it" just moved
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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