the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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