just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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