I look better un-naked...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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